February 2012
1 post
“The patient states that he has gentle warts.”
– A transcription error found in a patient’s chart.
I’m so happy that the patient’s *genital* warts are being nice to him… all giving him backrubs after a hard day, baking pancakes on the weekends, never yelling when he forgets to wear a condom… :)
January 2012
4 posts
iTunes
scherbatskies:
theconsultingbitch:
How many total songs?
2,271
Sort by song title – first and last?
First: Absolute - The Fray
Last: 83 - John Mayer
Sort by time – shortest and longest?
Shortest: Horrible Theme - Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog
Longest: Waiting For A Train - Hans Zimmer
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How many total songs?
3327
Sort by song title – first and last?
First: ABC -...
December 2011
9 posts
everyone else: i'm getting an ipad and a laptop and $300 worth of clothes and...
me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK
“From that time on, the world was hers for the reading. She would never be lonely...”
– A Tree Grows in Brooklyn by Betty Smith (via eudaimonia)
November 2011
9 posts
October 2011
9 posts
3 tags
Why we should use the Oxford Comma.
live-to-the-point-of-tears:
thoseglassdungeons:
A direct quote from The Times newspaper, talking about a Peter Ustinov documentary and saying that:
“… highlights of his global tour include encounters with Nelson Mandela, an 800-year-old demigod and a dildo collector.”
YESSSSSS.
1 tag
topherchris:
I’m heading to the Tumblr office now to pick something up and I figure since I’m there I should wrap various office supplies in tin foil as a prank but since I have no tin foil I figure I’ll just throw them out of the window instead.
This is my favorite Tumblr.
September 2011
3 posts
2 tags
Spell your full name without an...
sharlala:
adapadapa:
quillusquillus:
tavrokie:
prankmaster:
askfulltimespaceoutjade:
((I have no first name))
jd h
thats my name?
joh gbt.
i can officially be called joh.
Vj Johsso
(via i-carrythefire)
Wob. My full name is Wob.
Gth Bob
GTH D. BOB
H. Jo Bob
Dth H
2 tags
August 2011
3 posts
1 tag
things i've been thinking about
synecdoche:
jay-z and beyonce icing cupcakes for their child’s bake sale
jay-z and beyonce having the awkward sex talk with their child
jay-z and beyonce pretending to enjoy their child’s violin recital
beyonce chaperoning a school trip to the bronx zoo
jay-z grilling his daughter’s high school prom date
jay-z’s son pointing out the “otis” video when he gets caught speeding
cool uncle...
topherchris:
Everybody on the news is talking about having batteries! You need batteries to survive this! The only thing I have that even takes batteries is my TV remote! How is my remote going to save my life?! What in the fuck, people!
Favorite. Paragraph. EVARRRR
1 tag
July 2011
5 posts
“After my mother died, everyone I knew wanted to tell me either about the worst...”
– Cheryl Strayed (via beenthinking) … You’re going to need a hot cup of a coffee and then 20 minutes to shake this essay from your bones … maybe much longer. (via live-to-the-point-of-tears)
June 2011
5 posts
Reblog > Go to your tumblr > Click in the house >...
10knotes:
I JUST SPENT 2 HOURS OF MY LIFE TRYING TO FIGURE THIS OUT. OMG. MOST DIFFICULT THING I’VE EVER DONE.
May 2011
6 posts
Get your Ipod, got it? now press shuffle, the...
perfectfantasies:
zoeykayxo:
do it.
POST YOUR RESULTS HERE;
Bleed it out o.0
Jump. Well thanks, supporting suicide or what?? Or a plane crash? SO MANY OPPORTUNITIES!
Bahahaha! “Me, Myself and I” by Hanson. Perfect.
