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epic4chan: 50th state rage  画 When we went to Hawaii, my mom went to get a drink and asked what the drinking age was. She was surprised when she found out it was the same as every other state.

epic4chan:

50th state rage  画

When we went to Hawaii, my mom went to get a drink and asked what the drinking age was. She was surprised when she found out it was the same as every other state.

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theconsultingbitch:

How many total songs?

  • 2,271

Sort by song title – first and last?

  • First: Absolute - The Fray
  • Last:  83 - John Mayer

Sort by time – shortest and longest?

  • Shortest: Horrible Theme - Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog
  • Longest: Waiting For A Train - Hans Zimmer

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How many total songs?

  • 3327

Sort by song title – first and last?

  • First: ABC - Glee Cast
  • Last: 99 Problems - Jay Z

Sort by time – shortest and longest?

  • Shortest: Get Loose Request - Lil Mama
  • Longest: More Stuff on Cars & Driving -  George Carlin

Sort by Album – first and last?

  • First: Abbey Road - Beatles
  • Last: 8701 - Usher

Sort by Artist – first and last?

  • First: AC/DC
  • Last: 98 Degrees

Top five played songs?

  1. Mine - Taylor Swift
  2. Beth - Kiss (Glee Version)
  3. When I Look at You - Miley Cyrus
  4. If I die Young - The Band Perry
  5. Marry You - Bruno Mars (Glee version)

Find the following words. How many songs show up?

  • Sex:  35
  • Death: 5
  • Love: 202
  • You: 514
  • Home: 32
  • Boy:  104
  • Girl: 105

(Source: kwanghees)

  • everyone else: i'm getting an ipad and a laptop and $300 worth of clothes and...
  • me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK

From that time on, the world was hers for the reading. She would never be lonely again, never miss the lack intimate friends. Books became her friends and there was one for every mood. There was poetry for quiet companionship. There was adventure when she tired of quiet hours. There would be love stories when she came into adolescence and when she wanted to feel a closeness to someone she could read a biography. On that day when she first knew she could read, she made a vow to read one book a day as long as she lived.

—A Tree Grows in Brooklyn by Betty Smith (via eudaimonia)

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